(Sung to the tune of You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi)

A substandard product
is what you sell
You promise me service,
then put me
through h---
Low bid price got a hold of me
When price is a prison,
they can't break free

Oh, your low bid won
Oh no, it's not gonna run
Advance Air can save you
Get the damage undone

Chorus:
Shot in the dark
And you're to blame
You give contractors a bad name
We play by the rules, but you play your game
You give contractors a bad name
You give contractors a bad name
We play by the rules,
but you play your game
You give contractors a bad name
You give contractors a bad name

Plaster a smile on your lips
Dangle your bid from your fingertips
Your price is a dream,
you act so sly
Your very first change order,
was your first kick in the eye

Oh, your low bid won
Oh no, it's not gonna run
Advance Air can save you
Get the damage undone

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